Monthly Archives: September 2011
Become a fan of lovely blogging, fine (re)fashions and the generally awesome world of Mrs Rolling Eyeballs at her fantastic blog. Which, by way of some coincidence, is also called Rolling Eyeballs and is guaranteed to make you attractive, popular and irresistible to small terriers.
Over at Tor’s blog, there’s a fantastic piece about “Community” and it’s insta-cult “Doctor Who” parody, “Inspector Spacetime” – which you can watch here on IO9.
A 45 second throwaway gag in the “Community” season premiere now has its own fandom. Sometimes, I really love Teh Internetz…
Bitterwallet, my very favourite consumer blog, have a quite wonderful story today which may very well cause you to fall off the sofa as you read it.
It concerns a Melbourne clothing boutique, staggering levels of bad customer service and epic, deluded levels of self-importance when the store in question was called out on their shortcomings. An excerpt from the letter that this soon-to-go-out-of-business store wrote to their aggrieved customer? Why, certainly…
“Insofar as our employee goes; Similar to our product offerings, our employees are selected with a similar approach. Chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and Chris’s only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as I am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store”.
Amazon have announced their tablet, then. Which is very nice if you live in the US and slightly less interesting if you live in Europe.
How very unexpected.
The Guardian has full, live-blog goodness from the big reveal (new, ad-supported Kindle for £89) but the upshot of the press conference announcement is a $199, 7″ screen tablet,shipping on November 15, which is so utterly married to Amazon’s US-only Cloud services that you won’t be able to buy one outside the States. Yet.
Cue lots of people either Bundleboxing the Kindle Fire for giggles and getting their VPN on or deciding to give Apple’s iPad their Tablet business. Which is perhaps not the result that Jeff Bezos intended…
In a move which either spells creative bankruptcy or a refreshing belief in the possibility of an adaptation far exceeding the quality of the original source material, film studio Lionsgate have announced plans to adapt developer Techland and publisher Deep Silver’s hit Zombie RPG “Dead Island”.
With horror form in the shape of the “Saw” franchise at least Lionsgate are unlikely to get the genre jitters with marketing the end result if it actually goes into production, but it’s a topic of debate online as to which “Dead Island” we’ll be seeing at the multiplex.
The evocative, haunting horror tone poem of THAT trailer? Or the slightly shonky, fairly broken shambling corpse of a game which the trailer had the slight misfortune to have advertised (honestly, trailer, you could do so much better than this game. Have you considered perhaps advertising a Bioware game? Something from Valve, perhaps?).
If Lionsgate’s film-makers go the literal route and adapt the game, expect dodgy voice acting, mental pop-in aplenty and the film to crash mid-way through the running time. Not that the PC version is bugged beyond hilarity or anything, of course…
I kid, of course. The DVD will explode in your player instead and kill you (it’s a +5 melee weapon…).
SFX has sad news for Whovians – “Doctor Who Confidential” has undergone its last regeneration – the BBC have cancelled it with effect from the end of this series.
What am I supposed to do after “Doctor Who” episodes now? Talk to people? Do productive things? A pox on this absurdity!
Citing a 20% cut in budgets across the BBC, controller Zai Bennett is focussing the smaller pot of cash available to the corporation on ‘post-watershed, original commissions’. Perhaps my media-speak is a little rusty – doesn’t that usually translate as ‘cheap, schlocky tat’? Can we be brave enough to hope for several more series along the lines of ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid’, only more crass? Are there enough former members of Atomic Kitten available to front such peerless examples of quality television? Or must we – gulp – go down the Steps route…
I, for one, will miss “Confidential”. It did a great job of taking you behind the scenes of the best show on television, showing you all aspects of the production process and even showed you just how terrifying the idea of Karen Gillan learning to drive really is.
A nation (of picky, slightly grumpy nerds) salutes…