Had I known that the future was about to arrive, I might have thought twice about wasting my time passing my driving test.
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Who doesn’t want a movie accurate, delightfully gaudy prop from “Back to the Future Part II” as a conversation starter when you try to use in public, fall hilariously onto your butt and cause a Heath Robinson-like chain reaction which trashes the neighbourhood and results in your arrest for criminal damage?
Anyone? No? Just me, then.
I'm Commander Shepard and I'm about to cap your ass...
Despite my previously documented love – nay, lust – for Bioware’s “Mass Effect” series of sci-fi role-playing action games, I resisted the temptation at the weekend to follow NeoGaf’s handy-dandy workaround for getting early demo access (this would have involved me registering fake details on a US website and generally being a naughty boy – I can wait for the 14th of February, when the demo properly drops onto Xbox Live) and wait with gamers all around the world for a chance to get back into the “Mass Effect” swing of things.
As I chew my fingernails, try to remember which button triggers my infiltrator’s shield and toy with the idea of penning bad fan fiction (“Tali’Zorah vas Neema quietly went about her rounds in the Normandy’s engine room and frowned slightly within her encounter suit, tapping absently at her data slate and its momentarily puzzling readings. She wondered why the machines down here were still much easier to relate to than Commander Shepard,her crew mates and the strange Alliance culture she now found herself living with” – it’s a work in progress, people, a work in progress…), why not join me in taking a look at Eurogamer’s video of the first twenty minutes of the demo?
Oh, hell yes...
To watch the newly-released teaser trailer for “Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter” is to encounter a film which has apparently been made with a very specific demographic in mind.
The things which this movie appears to deliver are numerous. I love me some Timur Bekmambetov – his deranged mind previously brought you “Night Watch”, “Day Watch” and “Wanted”. There’s plenty of vampires, as the title would have you believe – no false advertising here. We’ve got a train-track full of anachronistic absurdity, fashion models acting, over-cranked slow motion and bonkers action sequences apparently dreamt up after a pre-sleep cheese supper and far too much espresso the morning afterwards.
I’m particularly fond of the bit with Abe having a dust up on horseback in the middle of a stampede. Ripped from the history books, so it is.
Of course, by the same token, if some utterly hatstand visionary young turk were to dream up “Margaret Thatcher – Werewolf Smasher” and cast Emily Blunt as the Grantham Grappler, I’d have to watch the shizz out of that project, too.
Funny how a still from "The Wolfman" just works for my harebrained horror mash-ups, huh?