Now that our long global nightmare has ended and the prospect of idiot man-child Shia LaBeouf starring in an adaptation of “Y: The Last Man” is no more than a horrible notion best forgotten, we can focus on some good news for a change – the existing script has been chucked and “Warehouse 13” scribes Matthew Federman and Stephen Scaia are booting up their MacBooks in an effort to tame this beast once and for all.
It’s really a great read that you should check out if you can – if you like your science fiction adult and dark and funny and expansive, it’s really a fine series to let into your heart. Mrs Rolling Eyeballs loves it too – it’s one of the few comics series that she’s ever gotten into.
If truth be told, I’m somewhat nervous about this being made into a movie, as Hollywood’s previous efforts to adapt DC/Vertigo titles have resulted in films like “Constantine” (in its own way, a fine little supernatural thriller rather doomed to disapproval by fans as it bore only passing resemblance to the character and comic), which suggests that comics are better at telling adult genre stories than their big screen equivalent.
There’s too much edge-smoothing, toning down and mainstream audience courting going on in the adaptation process for some of these titles to ever properly work in the multiplex. Do moviegoers want more comfort and less ambiguity from their genre fare than comic geeks do? Or is that what producers want to believe, so we end up with a film which appeals to nobody?
In that spirit of positivity, let’s look forward to this bleak tale of planet-scorching gendercide, viral horror and crap escapology being brought to the screen as a PG-13 romantic comedy with Zac Efron and somebody blonde from the CW showing up in a cinema near you in 2014.
In 3D, obviously.