As much as I’m looking forward to seeing Christopher Nolan‘s epochal trilogy concluding Bat-epic, it’s a little harder to take Bane seriously as a bad guy now that my Saluki/standard Poodle cross Hagrid is wearing a very similar muzzle to Bane’s when we take him out for a walk.
Not that Hagrid’s an international criminal mastermind, but he’s quite fond of introducing himself vigorously to other dogs and until we train him to do otherwise, Bane-style facial gear it is.
Makes you wonder if Bruce Wayne has ever considered avoiding Gotham smashing action sequences and just enlisting dog trainer extraordinaire Victoria Stilwell to sort out Bane’s numerous behavioural transgressions?
No? Just me then…