In news which clearly indicates the imminent arrival of quite cross, scythe-wielding, be-cloaked dudes on horseback, band front man and mile-a-minute gabber David Lee Roth has told US radio jocks Opie & Anthony that legendary rockers Van Halen intend to tour outside the US this year.
I’ll believe it when I see it. It’s long been my contention that Eddie Van Halen lost his passport down the back of his sofa sometime in the nineties and couldn’t be bothered to get a new one – it’s a jovial notion vastly preferable to the idea that VH just don’t think that the rest of the world give a monkey’s for their music and that they’ll lose money on any global jaunt.
Festivals, Ed! Festivals!
- Eddie Van Halen vs. Slash argument lands couple in jail (cleveland.com)
- VAN HALEN To Embark On Extensive European Tour (blabbermouth.net)
- Wolfgang Van Halen on Joining Tremonti, His Bass Influences + Why He Got Kicked Out of 5th Grade Choir (noisecreep.com)
- VAN HALEN – DAVID LEE ROTH Guests On Joe Rogan Experience, Podcast Online (bravewords.com)