Inspired by a post over at the Tor Books blog, which posits a line-up for a Fantasy equivalent of “The Avengers“, I couldn’t let a day go by without pledging my team of Ye Olde Awesome Fictional Nerds into the fray…
To lead this band of brothers, sisters and brigands?
We’re going to need magic – that’s a given. We’re also going to need some one with quick wit, nifty sartorial skills and every team has to have one member liable to go off the deep end and indulge their dark side every so often. Severus Snape is the complete package. Just make sure that he hasn’t worked his mojo on the team’s +5 to Health Mead beverages and we’ll be fine. Think of him as Nick Fury, sans eye patch but replete with devastating sarcasm and lank locks of doom.
Sorcery taken care of – next, we’ll be needing some brute strength, Tank-style.
Because, you know, Hellboy is Teh Awesomez and is more than a match for his Hulkness. Also, somebody with his chequered past, supernatural Rolodex is and possessed of The Right Hand of Doom is going to be a cat that you want to have on side when the intergalactic/dimensional cannon fodder start showing up en masse.
If we’ve got magic and damage on lock down, we should be looking at having a sneaky, acrobatic, multi-tasking assassin on side. Preferably with cute, pointy ears.
That’s Felicia Day as Tallis in the web series for EA’s otherwise unloved “Dragon Age 2“. Elf representation covered, quick wits aplenty and she could probably dash out a nifty Elven ballad or two around the team camp fire on a cold night in the forest.
If we’re basing our team around the Avengers template, I’m going to have to find a Tony Stark/arcane technology specialist from somewhere. And given my abiding love for the video games, we’re going to kill two ancient beasts with one stone.
Yep, that’s the Alchemist class from “Torchlight” – who’s as near as dammit to being both Iron Man and Black Widow in the same package. At least when I’m playing, that is. Multi-tasking? Me? On a school night, yet? But of course…
We’re going to need somebody who can handle a bow and arrow and take down fools with almost disdainful aplomb…
Yep, Neytiri from “Avatar”, you’ll do nicely (and as some would argue that “Avatar” was more fantasy than SF, there’s certainly a case to be made…)
I confess, I’m slightly at a loss for a “Captain America“ analogue in my uncanny squadron of fantastic misfits – any ideas will be gratefully accepted…
(Not So) Stealth Edit!
After going away and thinking about it for a while – I’m giving the Cap role in my coterie of weird heroes to….
Gabriel Belmont, conflicted warrior hero of the recent “Castlevania: Lords of Shadow” revamp – he’s got the combat thing down pat and can brood for days. Armour? Check. Strong moral convictions? After a fashion. He’s probably got some kind of shield to employ that I’ve yet to find, down some back alley in the game. Yep, he’s in.
As Garrett points out in the comments, I’m still in need of a good fictional Thor analogue – and suggests Ares, from Greek mythology, but also reinvented for various Marvel titles in the expanded “Avengers” family.
He’s a massively overpowered warrior from antiquity thrust into the modern era, able to summon ancient weaponry from his Mythological Ancestral home, battle like a maniac and has a history with the wider “Avengers” continuity.
Yep, he’s in…