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Live in the slow lane


Oh, Chelsea.

Not content with playing host to the most obnoxious, inbred reality TV nitwits ever to befoul the UK’s airwaves, the poshest of posh London suburbs are intent on avoiding progress in all of its distasteful, modern forms. 

Kensington and Chelsea doesn’t want superfast broadband because it’s ugly | BitterWallet.

Perhaps the good citizens of Chelsea and Kensington can take this reticence to embrace the present to a logical conclusion and reignite the popularity of having vital messages transported around London Village by riders on horse back? 

Of course, the problem there might be telling apart the animals in service from their equine-faced nominally human betters…

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