It’s a Thursday, there’s precious little on TV – why not take in the latest trailer for “Star Trek Into Darkness”?
This would be the “Empire Strikes Back” of the reborn “Star Trek” movie franchise, then? I’m guessing so, what with the doomy tone, Benedict Cumberbatch‘s messianic sociopath running amok and blowing up half of the planet and the gloriously blatant shuttle craft/Millennium Falcon riff showing up in this two minutes and 15 seconds of face-melting, nerd glee.
Oh, and if you’re into that kind of thing, Alice Eve‘s character apparently can’t afford clothes. Hollywood double standards, how do they work?
Have a new poster for the movie whilst you work that one out…
“Star Trek Into Darkness” – none more dark, squire…
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Oh hai there, “Into Darkness” bad person, Benedict Cumberbatch! Trailer images (C) Paramount Pictures/Bad Robot
If you haven’t spent your day constantly re-watching the “Into Darkness” teaser trailer on your PC at work, there’s a good chance that you A) Don’t have to use a PC for your work or B) Are Fluffrick and are sadly compelled to rock an office PC so antediluvian that it might as well be considered a Steampunk artefact.
If, like this blogger, you had to wait until home time to catch the new J.J. Abrams‘ “Star Trek“ movie’s teaser trailer, no doubt you’re trying to form words and phrases which can fully encompass the splendiferousness with which your gentle eyeballs have been subject to.
From the look on Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana’s faces, Cumberbatch isn’t playing “Twister”. Unless it’s Deadly 23rd Century Death-Trap Twister, of course.
The best that I can come up with is a onamatapeaic noise which sounds like a small child gargling jelly compulsively. All teaser trailers are meant to pimp the biggest, boldest moments of any blockbuster, but this first look is impressive as much for lead bad guy Benedict Cumberbatch’s superbly gravelly, unrelenting grim voice-over which offers a tantalising suggestion that the shiny-happy territory of the rebooted 2009 film is being jettisoned in favour of “Wrath of Khan“-style, “I can’t believe they did that!“ character offing and high stakes scares. In fact, if you’ve watched the slightly longer, Japanese teaser trailer for the film, the “Wrath of Khan” comparison seems more than justified…
Fringe versus Fringe – who will triumph?
Go and press your face against the screen HERE if you haven’t seen the trailer. And then watch it 25 times. You know you want to…
As we wait for either the nine-minute IMAX prologue playing before selected screenings of “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey“, the astute folk at Paramount have elected to steal a march on the marketing for next summer’s “Star Trek” sequel by releasing every geek-centric blockbuster’s must-have item, the enigmatic teaser poster.
Putting on my modish great-coat and a fashionably directional long scarf in the manner of all the best consulting detectives, I note that the poster seems to feature putative “Star Trek Into Darkness” villain, Benedict Cumberbatch, who is of course playing classic “Trek” baddie Gary Mitchell/
Khan/Keyser Soze (delete as likely) in the J.J. Abrams directed sequel.
And that scene of urban mass destruction, the hallmark of all contemporary bad guys who seek to threaten our very way of life via the medium of terrorist action – could it be London? As Empire magazine‘s post on the teaser poster intimated, the background scenery seems to have the ‘Gherkin’ building prominently featured.
England’s capital? Being destroyed in a summer blockbuster? Such a thing has never happened before…
A trailer for this must-see geek fest is due before the end of 2012 – I don’t know about you, but I already have my popcorn ready for that one…
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