If it’s Monday, I must be destroying large swathes of Moscow…
How can the same shizz happen to the same guy…five times?
Yes, after Len Wiseman‘s “Die Hard 4.0“ (“Live Free or Die Hard“ to folks Stateside) relaunched John McClane‘s cinematic adventures a few years ago, we’re due another go-round with NYC’s most lethal killing machine/proud pop.
Another tough day at the office…
And, indeed, it appears that this instalment of the “Die Hard” series is ‘take your kid to work day’, as McClane Junior is along for the ride and the proverbial apple
And here it is – the first teaser trailer for February 2013’s “A Good Day to Die Hard”, directed by bonkers Irishman John Moore (his previous work includes “Max Payne“, “The Omen” remake, “Flight of the Phoenix” and “Behind Enemy Lines“).
Things explode, young women are incapable of keeping their clothes on around him, “Ode to Joy“ is playing all the time – it’s as comfortable as a pair of worn-in shoes, frankly.
See you down the front on February 14th (or thereabouts), fight fans.
Everything old is new again.
Black-clad, ticked-off, just a little Swedish – meet your new Robocop. Image via the telephoto ninjas at ComingSoon.Net.
No sooner has Len Wiseman‘s apparently fairly anemic “Total Recall“ come and gone from our cinemas than news reaches me of the next Paul Verhoeven film due for an
unjustified kicking nifty remake and remodel.
“Robocop”, Jose Padilha’s spin on the dark future of law enforcement, has begun to lens in Canada and the first paparazzo pics have hit the net – we have the fine droogs at ComingSoon.Net to thank for the image shown above.
I’m not quite sure what to make of the new Robocop depicted above – I’m getting a distinct “G.I. Joe – The Rise of Cobra”/“Guyver”/every movie with a hero strapped into a body-conscious slab of matt black body armour vibe from what new Murphy, Joel Kinnaman is wearing in that long shot.
Black is the new…black?
Of course, it’s easy to be snarky when all that you’re seeing is a quickly snapped photograph, taken at a distance, of what adds up to first pass, location photography – we’ve not seen how/if the armour will be enhanced, the subtleties of Kinnaman’s physical performance and what direction Padilha’s production is directing. It’s a little early to say ‘yay’ or ‘nay’ based on one photograph, but this is the internet, so I’m sure that some bunch of forumite taste makers has already called the future prospects of this new remake based on this lone pic.
“Can you fly, Bobby?”
Don’t mess with my Robo, losers – or I’ll send Clarence Boddicker, Detroit’s lethal legend, after your Gucci Loafer-sporting, corporate suited butts. And he’s not a nice man (YouTube link contains NSFW awesomeness…)
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Total Recall (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
No, it’s not a late April Fool’s joke. They really have remade “Total Recall” with Colin Farrell in the lead role. Here’s a trailer for you to have a gander at…
And remarkably, friends and fellow nerds, it doesn’t look that bad. In fact, it looks like a fairly pacy, well-designed slice of future frolics (albeit one where the industrial design appears to be taking notes from the choices made by BioWare with the “Mass Effect” series)
The advanced word on this remake is that it won’t, as my title alludes to, being visiting the Angry Red Planet and confines its action to a more Phillip K Dick-friendly Earth (I’m pretty sure that Dick’s original short story doesn’t have much room for the kind of martial arts, multiple-takedown whuppings handed out by Farrell’s confused everyman in this trailer, however).
There’s lots of action, whizzy future cars, Kate Beckinsale being bad, Jessica Biel handing out smackdowns and enough gadgets to make Jason Bradbury go all funny. Not quite as deliciously OTT as the classic Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger collaboration of 1990, but then what is? Something tells me that director Len Wiseman doesn’t have it in him to go that all-out and transgressive (boy, the original film was absurdly violent…) but I’m a bit more interested in seeing this than I was.