Toughness comes in many forms. Some dudes like to present a visual image of intimidation and go the bulk-up route, body-building their way to success. Others follow the ‘quiet, inner strength’ formula and let the unspoken menace do the talking. Others fight fire with fashion – “If you want to get ahead…”, as the saying goes, “…get a hat“.
Yep, there’s a new bunch of character posters for the Stallone toplined, Simon West directed “Expendables 2”, which look unintentionally hilarious when viewed together.
How so? Well, you’ve got Sly above. Looking appropriately grizzled and time-served, quite in keeping with the premise of the series.
Nobody’s going to argue with Jason Statham bringing back his specific brand of cockney bad-assery to the franchise – nice facial expression, Jase, loving the grimace, very on-message.
Dolph Lundgren – no argument from me. Could he look any more 80’s action hero gone bad?
Liam Hemsworth – one of these chaps is not like the others.
I’m assuming his casting (and puppy dog good looks) are a deliberate and plot-driven decision, as it’s hard to see the audience who fell in love with him in “The Hunger Games“ being that motivated to check out a testosterone-driven action flick with a cast largely composed of blokes old enough to be their Dad. I’ve been proven wrong before, mind you.
We’re still waiting for a decent trailer – apparently one was just shown behind closed doors to industry types attending this week’s CinemaCon in Las Vegas, and as these posters are now in the wild, it can’t be too long until we get to see what the mayhem looks like in motion.