What a charming father/daughter moment. Ahem.
Remember when Dario Argento was the deranged Italian horror auteur who brought you the likes of “Susperia”, “Tenebrae” and my personal favourite, the bonkers-scary nightmare “Inferno” (NSFW trailer)?
Well, it would appear that those days have long gone.
Behold the sales trailer for his in-progress “Dracula 3D” (NSFW – absurd gore and pointless nudity). It would appear that not only has his gift for scaring the Dickens out of you deserted him but he’s reduced to making films with a budget that wouldn’t cover the wrap party for a major film.
A sad day, indeed.