If you want to witness the new Tardis interior for yourself, without resorting to vaguely spoilerific images released by the BBC, you definitely shouldn’t click on this link to the SFX story on said topic.
There’s only five days to go, after all, and we’re largely patient adults more than capable of not spoiling our seasonal surprises, are we not?
Oh, Jingle Bells to it!
“The Doctor and Clara/Sitting in a tree…”
Have a look at the Doctor (Matt Smith) and new companion/Dalek hybrid/pan-dimensional woman of mystery Clara (Jenna Louise Coleman) giving it major lip-lockage in the name of audience-baiting, out-of-continuity shenanigans for a turkey-stuffed festive audience.
See you on Christmas Day, Doctor, terrifying snowmen and all…
“Put it on my tab….”
It’s good to know that somebody out there is considering the important stuff, per this story at SFX today – the damage caused by the climactic battle in “The Avengers” would have cost some poor soul $160 billion to make good.
A sum, of course, that is likely mere walking-around money for a Billionaire philanthropist superhero playboy such as Tony Stark, but more of a concern to the rest of us.
Why, it’s almost as much damage as two blokes in a car managed to accrue in the climactic car apocalypse in “Fast Five”…
This piece from TV Tropes on the concept of Hero Insurance makes for intriguing reading in that regard…
Filed under Films, Geekery
The review embargo seems to have expired for Universal‘s would-be blockbuster “Battleship“, which is being unleashed on an unwitting Europe a month or so ahead of its Stateside release. Surprisingly, for a film based on a board game, the critical word is…not kind. Go figure?
Empire’s two-star evisceration is typical of many reactions – “An event movie so lunk-headed – both in concept and execution – that it’s hard not to suspect director Peter Berg of pulling a prank”.
And SFX fairly damn it with distinctly faint praise by concluding “If you love military hardware, it’s a great naval gazing exercise. But as a blockbuster it’s all a bit half-mast.” Hmm…I do see what they did there.
The kindest review that I’ve found is from my nerdy soul-mates at Den of Geek, who have at least found some modest, geeky thrills from a film which looks like some kind of meta-tribute to Michael Bay‘s recent, Hasbro inspired oeuvre.
Den of Geek’s view – “Battleship eventually delivers the requisite salty charm and occasional ripples of excitement you’d expect from an expensive summer blockbuster”.
How bad can a movie based on a board game starring a pop star-turned-actress and a model really be? Ahem…