Put “Hansel and Gretel – Witch Hunters” in my eyes now, Hollywood! Now, damn your eyes!
What I meant to say was that there’s a new Red Band trailer for Tommy Wirkola‘s first American movie and its a tad on the intense side. Yes, there will be blood, but as it’s Halloween, you’re probably not going to be afraid of mucho witch decapitation, folks exploding into gory chunks and up-close head-shots.
Subtlety is not on this film’s agenda, clearly, and I’m a lot more assured by the tone of this trailer than I was by the initial, general audiences effort which went online a month or so back and induced much in the way of ‘Meh’ from the internet cognoscenti – this looks like a film from the director of “Dead Snow“, as opposed to the slightly ‘Van Helsing‘-ish initial first look.
Still, it’s a long wait for me – this film will be merrily decapitating Witches from January 25th 2013 in the US and won’t make the broom-hop across the pond for another two months, by which time I’ll probably be seeing the first pre-order news for the Region A Blu-Ray disc and dropping my cash on that instead.
And there I was thinking that film distributors had gotten wise to the idea that artificially staggered release dates harm the box office prospects of their products…
- Great Red-Band Trailer for HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (geektyrant.com)
- New Red Band Trailer for HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (collider.com)
- Red-Band Trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (dreadcentral.com)